*me at a presidential press conference*: “yes mr president sir…. can you tell me why…. block b’s Her continues to be a jam even after the first 100 listens.. take ur time sir”
do you ever read people’s tags and get like damn why can’t I hang out with this majestic funny motherfucker
"Mexicans are taking our jobs" but y’all took thousands of Africans to do yours
suicide in korean is 자살. that backwards, 살자, means let’s live. that’s gotta mean something, right?
*on a date*
so haha tell me more about your dog